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Bad Parenting

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In Louisiana, you need license to sell flowers [fucking flowers]. In Tennessee, you need 300 hours [yes, 300-fucking-hours] of shampooing training before you can wash hair at a salon. And bloody Massachusetts requires fortune tellers to be licensed [how the fuck do you even license these turds] before they can take your money to predict your future. But any two horny half-wits can ‘make a baby’ whenever & wherever they feel like it. And most of the times, all they’re trying to do is ‘bang each other’s brains out’ & inadvertently end up placing a ‘baby-in-the-oven’. StatAttack: Accidental Births in Percentages US: 37% India: 91% All I’m saying is, if you were born in the US, you perhaps weren’t planned. And if you were born in India, you’re sure-shot an ‘accident’. I was an accident. Barring a few geniuses, most people who end up becoming parents don’t deserve to be parents. In this aspect of life, I’ve a firm grip on reality - I kno