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Jiah Khan – We think it. She did it.

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Some things  never  change. My parents still think I’m their greatest debacle ( sabun  ki shakl mein nikla  jhaag ). Girls still look at me and wonder "what went wrong". Employment agencies have now officially blacklisted me. And I still love breakfast for dinner. Some things  do  change (for the worse) Recent events have made me sit up & think, reflect, contemplate & think. I'm no big fan of thinking. What good has ever (ever) come out of it. I believe in 'Being Stupid'. It is the only way to stay sane in this insane, crazy world. Crazy. My BFF Karan Johar is now Karan  Z ohar a.k.a Kz a.k.a totally fuckin Krazy. Since his 41st b'day (a week ago) he's totally lost it. He’s driving me nuts. Here's what Karan's been up to in the week gone by: Twitter Status: I feel like a girl.  FB Status: Student of the Year =  Stinker  of the Year Recent Tattoo: God is Gay (on the left cheek of his ass); I love