I am Proud of Nothing
I love sly cunts. Trees & Humans are sly cunts. Trees & Humans have a binary , black-&-white relationship: love-lengthily & kill-swiftly. Humans plant seeds & when they grow up to be trees, humans “cut them down” or shall we say “cunt them down” to make buildings & bridges. Trees, at times, take sweet sweet revenge by ‘passing out’ on humans & parachuting them to the infinite abyss of death. Trees put even the Japanese to shame when it comes to Kamikazé maneuvers. Unlike humans, trees don’t take pride in killing or feeding humans. Trees are a lot like Joker - they do good shit & bad shit — for the heck of it. A coconut tree doesn’t give a flying fuck if the coconut refreshes or crushes a human. **Several graphic videos have surfaced showing coconut trees chuckling & high-fiving each other, each time a coconut falls on a human head & the human drops dead like a cockroach :) Au contraire, Humans love taking pride. We are prou...