I, not Bill Gates, will Save Billion Malnutritioned Babies by 2030
Ever since I got sucker-punched in the face & kicked in the balls on my 7th birthday by Dalai Lama, panty-dropper ideas have been pouring out of me more frequently than the graceful ‘N’ word in a Tarantino film. Elon Musk is a lucky basterd; I’m the GOAT of great ideas. Hold your breast & breath, my time has come. I can already smell the shiny recycled Swedish metal of the Nobel Peace Prize with my name engraved on its crotch. Before I take your stinking breath away with my awe-inspiring idea to erase malnutrition forever like we’ve erased Polio, Orkut, & Freedom to hang-&-bang naked in public, I will take a moment to show respect of the highest order to China. They were the pioneers of the humanitarian idea to solve malnutrition by imposing the 1-child policy - I loved how they grabbed the problem by the sperms & nipped the problem of babies in the bud. “No Baby, No Malnutrition.” I corona te China the New God. It was the perfect solution till it ran out of steam ...