What the Fuck is wrong with Virat Kohli?
Virat Kohli’s career is a lot like Game of Thrones. For the first seven seasons, it was murdering & massacring through the skies like the Earth’s Fastest Fighter Plane —ending bowlers’ careers — re-writing world-records — giving orgasms to 1.5 billion Indians — & then in Season 8, Kohli’s Fighter Plane came crashing down like the Twin Towers. A lot like the 9/11 tragedy, no one saw it coming or perhaps we were all passed out drunk as Kohli’s love story turned from a SuperHit-show to SuperShit-show. If you love Kricket & Kohli more than making sweet-sweet BDSMLove to your step-dad’s juicy girlfriend, then you must have already made-up million fangirl theories explaining Kohli’s sextacular Fall from Grace — Fatigue, Empty Stadiums, Out-of-Form. Let me piss all over your fangirl mumbo-jumbo theories. Fatigue : This bloke is literally the most rested player in the History of Cricket. He’s even resting [baby-sitting] right now as India is playing SA in the T20i series. Em...