Kevin Pietersen bitchslapped by England
Kevin Pietersen {KP} was born in South Africa {SA} to an English mother. He turned out to be a prick. He was good at lotsa things; mostly rubbish, but one. Kevin was freakishly spectacular at Cricket. Problem-Problem, he was white. You see Cricket SA has a racial quota. They love blacks, Muslims, lesbians & all the people who think the world is against them. KP said his father was Afrikaner but everyone had their eyes on his milky mother. Slimy f***ers. KP tried to suntan the shit outta his skin but he knew he wasn’t fooling anyone. KP divorced SA. He moved to the fattest, whitest place on earth. The place with the worst Indian restaurants by the dozen. England. I got nothing against the English. I know they robbed the country of my birth for over 200 years, but they did give India: Tea, Cricket & a massive inferiority complex unshakable even after 70 years of British departure. After slogging his ass for mandatory four years in English county cricket, piss