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✫•Clean this fucking Cuntry•✫ ⤠ Gandhi

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Before I begin, I gotta tell you a tiny bit about maverick Prithvi. He’s bit of an idealistic whore like G av & G andhi [G & G] — but unlike Gandhi & I, he makes bangable gen. z . babes wet in their sweats . Prithvi was in Delhi from Sydney for two crisp weeks after his grandma pulled the Amber Heard on him by saying she’s too goddamn old & might drop dead & depart Earth who knows when. So he stitched his ass to an aluminum-bird & flew to India, a cuntry famous for xeroxing Korean films & vagina whitening creams. Saturday, 18 th June ’22 — Saket, New Delhi Ol’ man & Prithvi are wandering the streets. As we walk out of a posh gated society, we climb onto a pedestrian bridge — it’s dirtier than Holy Ganga. “This cuntry is a fucking gutter,” I spewed instantly —&— instantaneously recognized what a hypocrite, whinge-bag I’m — surely no better than all the entitled cunts I dream to choke. Prithvi’s eyes met mine — words went quiet. In that silence, ...