RWA vs. Sex
CCA [Coitus Control Army] a.k.a RWA [Residents’ Welfare Association] of an eminent residential apartment - Essel Towers - in Gurugram grew tiger balls & acquired superpowers to come up with a revolutionary ordinance controlling how bachelor tenants live: ‘A girl shall never enter the flat of a boy & vice-versa.’ I’ve read & heard an avalanche of diatribe condemning this dogmatic dictum stating it violates privacy & fundamental human rights. I’ve one word for all you crib machines - Boo. I’m going to go out on a limb & back RWA with my heart, soul, and flawless hypocrisy. I will go a step further & proclaim that RWA didn’t go far enough to ensure no sex happens between consenting humans. No matter what hogwash someone feeds you, RWA, like all Indian authorities, with legal or appropriated powers, has one fundamental motive - To ensure unmarried people never have sex. I totally support RWA in this cultural, moral, and deeply hilarious