Yo Yo Honey Singh (Koffee with Karan: Valentine's Day Special)
I'm not unemployed. I'm unemployable. 10th-Feb: Woke up at 1pm, Ate 4 half-fried eggs, watched Big Bang Theory. Slept at 1am 11th-Feb: Woke up at 1pm, Ate 4 half-fried eggs, watched Dexter. Slept at 1am 12th-Feb: Woke up at 1pm, Ate 4 half-fried eggs, watched How.IMY.Mother. Slept at 1am 13th-Feb: Woke up at 1pm, Ate 4 half-fried eggs, watched Modern Family. Slept at 1am 14th-Feb: Woke up at 1pm.....................................................................Frockin Hell...I hate 14th-Feb Only day & year changes, my story remain the same. Here it was. The dreaded Valentine's Day 2013. I was date-less. Nothing new for me. Girls don't hate me. They don't see me. For them I do not exist. I'm the greatest girl repellent. If Baygon ™ ever made girl repellant. They will use my blood specimen to manufacture this magnificent concoction. This magic-spray will destroy Taser & pepper spray manufacturers. Simple Instructio...