Baaki Hai

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Itni zindagi gujarne ke baad mili ho, bas yuhi chali jaogi
Bas yuhi, fir se, gum jaogi
Abhi toh kitni saari, kitni halki-bhaari, angeenat unkahee baatey baaki hai
Abhi toh tujhe dekha hai, abhi toh pehchan-nah baaki hai
Abhi toh boriyaan bharkey khusiyaan, aur muthi-bhar gum baant-ney baaki hai
Kidhar yeh raastey, yeh manziley le chaley, nahi maloom mujhe
Abhi toh tere saath, pao badakar, yeh sab, maloom karna baaki hai
Abhi toh tu dikhi hai, pankh lagakar, abhi tere saath udna baaki hai
Abhi toh tere liye pakaana, aur tere haath ki kachchi-pakki rotiyaan khaana baaki hai
Abhi toh tere saath chala hoon, abhi toh ladkhadaana-girna-daudnah baaki hai
Abhi toh tujhse jhagadnah, kitni khatti-meethi ladayi-yah baaki hai
Abhi toh tu muskurayi hai, abhi aansoo baaki hai
Abhi toh teri hansee dekhi hai, abhi teri naraazagi baaki hai
Abhi toh tayr-rahe hai, abhi tujhme doob jaana baaki hai
Abhi tune pyaar se chu-ah hai, abhi tera zorka thappad khana baaki hai
Abhi toh tuney taarif ki hai, abhi teri gaaliyah baaki hai
Abhi toh tu khoobsurat hai, abhi toh teri khoob saari zhur-riya dekhni baaki hai
Abhi toh bus boondey giri hai, de-dana-dan baarish baaki hai
Bat-tees saal ke anjaane intezaar ke baad takrayi ho, abhi toh bat-tees hazaar baar takrana baaki hai
Abhi samaaj aur sawalon ki rassi se tera dil bandha hai, abhi uss rassi ko todhkar, khud ko khud se aazad karna baaki hai
Abhi toh bus ik panna likha, abhi toh, tere-meri, poori kitaab baaki hai

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