God was Murdered

India’s average IQ is 82 [ IQbyCountry ], which means super-stupid or borderline braindead [the chart below, unlike me, is too goddamn politically correct]. As it’s the average, it means that more than half of the population [700 million people] is super-duper stupid or medically braindead. I’ve profoundly thought about what makes someone spectacularly stupid. After decades of philosophical thinking [mostly while drinking adulterated whiskey with morgue-ice & contaminated water], here is my indisputable thesis: “You are not stupid if you’re stupid - You are stupid if you are stupid but are too stupid to recognize that you are stupid.” Alright, if some of you were bamboozled by the wordplay there, it doesn’t mean that you’re stupid. I will explain with an example. At present, my IQ hovers between 127 & 133 [depending on which IQ test I take]. As per the IQ chart, I fall into the ‘Very Superior’ category. Statistically, it means I’m smarter than at ...

I began dating when I was in 8th Grade [age 13] & the journey is still far from done 25 years later - I’m 38 now.  The first 21 years [1994-2015] of dating were slow at their best. The last 4 years [2015-19] have been relatively lightning at their slowest . Statistics of Girls Dated: 1994-2015: 7 [1 girl every three years}] 2015-19: 74 [18.5 girls per year] Staggeringly, I’ve dated more girls in 5 months [ 8 ] than I dated in 21 years [ 7 ].  In the last 4 years, I’ve seen a 56 times rise in my dating frequency. That’s not just ridiculously enormous, it’s also phenomenal for a lad with near-zero charm, zero physique, very limited money, very very limited looks, and utterly unsociable & outrageously rude attitude. How the hell did this transformation happen? Generally, in life, it’s difficult to find simple answers for major transformations. But my metamorphosis has a singular reason: Modern God — more popularly known as:...

1.35 billion slept happily last Sunday as India beat Australia in the Cricket World Cup. Every punk around me is dead certain that India is the favorite to win the World Cup. It’s a reasonable claim, but it’s based more on Indian team’s dazzling paper strength, very recent results [wins against SA & Oz], natural bias towards one’s country of birth & most importantly ‘genetic/cultural stupidity’.  Unlike South Africa, who’ve lost three matches on the trot, England & Australia’s one loss in three matches doesn’t change the equation much. England and Australia remain the favorites to lift the coveted Trophy on Sunday, 14 July 2019.  After doing dynamic calculations by considering a range of factors, I’ve picked my favorites: 3. India  2. England  1. Australia Reason One : Recent Form [Matches in 2019] India: 10 wins - 5 losses England:  9 wins - 3 losses - 2 no result Australia: 11 wins - 5 losses With the above stat...

If I were asked to describe India’s educated, privileged, intellectuals [pseudo & real], liberals, feminists & entitled youth in ‘two words’, it’ll have to be - Delusional Egotists.  Full Disclosure: I’m also one of the above. I’m a pseudo-intellectual, foreign-educated, relatively privileged, elder millennial. Then, why the hell I’m not a Delusional Egotist - because life has taught me that even after all my privileges & knowledge, I’m just an ordinary human whose life or death will not make the tiniest dent on the universe. Once anyone knows & survives that heartbreaking fact, it fills mind & heart with ‘detachment’ and detachment leads to striking clarity.  Let’s roll back to the hot topic. Ever since Modi-led BJP came into power in 2014 till the elections results in 2019, I’ve sat, walked, traveled, lay in bed, shared food, scotch, hash and intense conversations with all the above humans. They all truly believed all the major BJP fuck u...