—✮☆—Derry Girls—✮☆—Orgasmic✮Authentic✮Sextacular✮10 outta 10
At 21, while watching football, I often hoped I was getting a blowjob instead. At 41, while getting a blowjob, I often hope I was watching football instead. When you’re young & dumb, a block of chocolate, a can of coke, a shot of vodka, a stick of cigarette, a slice of pizza, slightest sight of cleavage, a split-second kiss, half-page love letter, pair of new sneakers, blink-&-miss glance from a hot girl, 19/20 on the class test, 70-rupee weekly pocket money, ‘I like you’ note from your high school sweetheart feels like winning a million dollar lottery & getting an orgasm—all at once. As years roll on, tits sag, egos swell — you get hotshot jobs, latest iPhones, travel in airplanes, dine in kickass cafés, have 24/7 wifi-tainment, live in posh apartments, party in 5 stars, drive fast cars, and yet nothing shakes your soul — nothing makes your heart wonder . The stay-at-home-or-you-will-die-bitch-days of pandemic turned lotsa privileged humans into sourdoug...