India’s National Sport - Littering
Shashi Tharoor’s speeches have been vandalising YouTube relentlessly like a broken record about how great India was, the amazing potential it has now, and the future looks spectacular. I swear to lord and his smarter cousin - satan, I’ve really tried, from the bottom of my soul, to like Mr. Tharoor, but even after I overlook his obnoxiously imperial vocabulary, it’s impossible to disregard his delusional assertions & implicit jingoism. Here’s the deal - He never got to witness what real world feels like because he won the first prize in the birth lottery - a multi-millionaire pedigree. When it comes to scholastic intelligence, Shashi will crucify me like Australia did India in the 2003 cricket World Cup final, but in raw street intelligence, I will turn the tables & knock him out in round one like Tyson did throughout most of his career. If, like me, you’re going to JLF ’18 (Jaipur Literature Festival), take a glance at Shashi Tharoor’s shoes & then at mine. You