I, not China, created Corona. I did it for the Feminists
New Year ’ s eve — 31 December 2 0 2 0 It was a usual Thursday afternoon for me & my seventeen-year-old daughter, Krystal. We were drinking bootlegged Mexican tequila right out-of-the-bottle, when I had an epiphany as I gazed at the eight-letter word tattooed on her left arm. I knew it was time to come clean & tell the world of my grotesque sin. This letter is my profound confession. I, not China, am the monster who created Corona — I’m solely responsible for the chaos that the world of humans finds itself engulfed in 2020. Let me take you back to the origins of my original sin. I was a mediocre little baby, who grew up to be an even more mediocre little boy. The only way to move up the golden ladder of the “Social Order” was to join a cult — of course, Religion & Baba-worship were the obvious choices. But I knew my best bet was to latch on to something that’s not mainstream yet but had the potential to be the Next Big Thing. It was new year’s eve - 1991. I had just