God was Murdered

I’ve 7 annoying OCDs. One of them is to steal ‣ snatch ‣ shop for books. For the last 15-odd years, each month, I've added 3-5 books to my shelves. I read about 1-2 books a month.   In 2022, I’ve 583 books & I’ve read 267 of them. 583 minus 267: 316 remain unread. ▪︎‣ • Things That ✫ can & cannot ✫ be said ▪︎‣ • has been staring at me shamelessly since 2019. After resisting her for 3 years, I finally picked her off my shelf & hooked up with this dirty damsel. This skinny book is a skimpy collection of snippets of rants ‣ & ‣ revelations amongst  • Awesome Foursome • 1 .   Anti-Nationalist pound-Millionaire Arundhati Roy [who wants “Middle-class to die.”] 2 .  Ex A-list Moviestar John Cusack [who reckons “Hollywood is a Whorehouse”] 3 .  Edward Snowden [Claim-to-Fame: Leaking highly-classified NSA documents] 4 .  Daniel Ellsberg [Snowden of Vietnam War — Leaked Pentagon Papers]. Their two-day rendezvous happened in room 1001, ...

• ✫ ⤠ Romance is an elaborate illusion like God & Free Will • ✫ ⤠ If Romance imitated reality, it wouldn’t have fascinated humans at all . Reality is boring. That’s why Marvel makes Billions. ⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠ Name• Romance Three Lives• 5798 days 1 st Birth• 1 st April 2005 3 rd Death• 14 th February 2021 Tombstone• “And you thought true romance never dies.” That’s the timeline of the •births & deaths• of the three true romances of my inelegant life. It wasn’t until I was 23 that I bumped into a girl I felt insane about. In the next 17 years, I ran into two girls who floated along my blood & turned my life into a bohemian rhapsody. ⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠⤠ Earlier today, I finished reading Oscar Wilde’s [1890] — The Picture of Dorian Gray. Lord Henry Wotton’s hundreds of delightful cynicisms like  —I can sympathize with everything, except suffering —  — A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he doesn’t love her—   made my frosty heart chuckle & my witheri...

Virat Kohli’s career is a lot like Game of Thrones. For the first seven seasons, it was murdering & massacring through the skies like the Earth’s Fastest Fighter Plane —ending bowlers’ careers — re-writing world-records — giving orgasms to 1.5 billion Indians — & then in Season 8, Kohli’s Fighter Plane came crashing down like the Twin Towers. A lot like the 9/11 tragedy, no one saw it coming or perhaps we were all passed out drunk as Kohli’s love story turned from a SuperHit-show to SuperShit-show.  If you love Kricket & Kohli more than making sweet-sweet BDSMLove to your step-dad’s juicy girlfriend, then you must have already made-up million fangirl theories explaining Kohli’s sextacular Fall from Grace — Fatigue, Empty Stadiums, Out-of-Form. Let me piss all over your fangirl mumbo-jumbo theories. Fatigue : This bloke is literally the most rested player in the History of Cricket. He’s even resting [baby-sitting] right now as India is playing SA in the T20i series. Em...

Kids in Love with NitWit Life is fickle. Death is certain. Letters are eternal. Love is thunderstorm. I’m getting old as the mountains — so before some mothafucker shoots me dead in the midst of a cold shower, I gotta tell these 7 betches-&-basterds why I love ‘em more than Hannibal loves eating Humans. [ P . S . I already feel deeply ungrateful not to write  to at least another 27 humans {if I’ve written a letter to you, you are one of those 27} who’ve been ridiculously kind to me & made my ordinary life beautiful. I hope —if you’re one of those 27— you’ll forgive me for my graceless ingratitude. ] ————— [ — There is no love ranking — All 7 names appear alphabetically — ] Mom I gotta say at the onset that I haven’t put my Mom here for sentimental reasons. I don’t care for sentiments. Mom & I don’t even get along all that well. Like 99.97% humans born in India, she was also, like You & I, raised to be racist, inelegant, delusional, unartistic & prudis...