Alfaaz {Spoken Words}

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Yeh chalte hai, phirtey hai, bin bulaye hi aah jaate hai
Nahi poochtey kissise kuch, apne mann ki manmaani kiye jaate hai
Kabhi pahadoh ki tarah oohnche ho jaate hai
Par phir bhi jo kehne aaye thay woh keh nahi paatey hai
Fir kabhi bin kahe hi sab kuch, bayah kar jaatey hai

Inhi ki oon se toh zindagi buni hai
Inhi ki gohnd zindagi judi hai
Inhi ki syaahi se zindagi likhi hai
Inhi ki gaanth se zindagi bandhee hai

Fir kabhi ussi oon mein uljhee padi hai
Fir kabhi ussi gohnd se ukhdee padi hai
Fir kabhi ussi syaahi mein doobi padi hai
Fir kabhi ussi gaanth se tooti padi hai

Kabhi woh kehtey hai tu sahi, kabhi woh inhe galat kehte hai
Arre inn alfazoh ko kya pata, yeh toh bus zubah keh zariyeh bayah ho jaatey hai
Kehte hai wohi joh theek lagey, naahi yeh sahi ya galat samajh paatey hai

Kabhi koi kehta hai yeh mat kaho
Kabhi koi kehta hai woh mat kaho

Duniya ke oosooloh ki rassi, alfaazoh ka galah ghontee jaati hai
Kaun hai jisne banaye yeh niyam,
Koi nahi jaanta, phirbhi aankhein meeche inke taley dabey jaa rahe hai

Koi rokey jitna, koi tokey jitna, yeh nahi rukney waale
Chahe jo bhi ho anjaam, inhe nahi koi fikar
Yeh toh bus dariya ki tarah behte jaa rahe hai

Ab achche hai ya burey hai yeh alfaaz
Khushiya aur gham baant-tay jah rahe hai yeh alfaaz
Saarey ke saarey, bin maangey, bin poochey, hamarey hai yeh alfaaz
Parindo ki tarah azaad hai, azaad hi udnah chahtey hai yeh alfaaz

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