Live - Laugh - Love - Be A Little Crazy

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Earth feels so vague – did we come from outer space
May be we came from a distant star
Our lives are like a Car & Son you’re the czar
Some get it big & hap – others ride the shittest crap
But that ain’t real – It’s a treacherous trap
No matter how much money we make
One day Life is bound to flake
All that will remain - are the moments spent
Moments got nothing to do with wealth
It’s about who sat next to you – in whom you found your happiness
Not the time you spent with that bimbo - trying too hard to impress
Life is all about the friends & freakin respect
Not the Mercedes or the convertible Corvette
Coz life is like a car & Son you’re the czar
Be proud of what you got & who you’re
Ride like nothing is ever far
Living this moment is what life’s about
Keep driving like the fuel will never run out
Yeah! One day it’ll –
That’s the day – It’ll be Over & Out
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